Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Swing Tips #6 - Advertising for Swingers

"Give us your number, so we can call you?" The couple you've just met have asked you and this is your deer in the headlights moment. What to do after you pull her tongue out of your husband's ear?

Okay, you've went to your first orgy, pulled a train, or just met some new and interesting friends and had open and fun talk about being a new swinger. You've then gone home and fucked each other's brains out and are still not satisfied. Why does having sex or fooling around with someone else's husband/wife (or combination thereof) make sex with your partner so exciting? No one knows but everyone seems to agree that banging someone else's partner makes banging your other half as much fun as it used to be.



Hopefully your first house party or get together went well. You may not have gotten laid but at least you got to watch some guy's wife suck off somebody else's husband or some similar debauchery. Swinging doesn't always involve hooking up but in most cases, the show is worth the price of admission.

But the moment of truth comes in when we talk about names and contact information. It is a fact of life that not all people think running around naked and lying in a pile is something everyone agrees with, especially your boss, your next door neighbors, or your relatives. So discretion is the watch word here.

When you introduce yourself, say something like, "My name is Larry and this is my wife, Foxy." Note that I didn't tell you my last name, where we worked, what church we went to, or what soccer team our kids played on. The people who are horrified about how sick and disgusting you are will be the first ones to rat you out. For this reason, people who are not what we classify as "straight" but gay, lezzie, or swingers will always guard this information. Naturally never ask or discuss friends last names or work information unless you are all sure that this is okay. "Loose lips, sink ships!"

Certainly, once you get to know a couple and realize they are not going to take out an ad in the paper about you, you can share more information. For probably 80-90% of the people we know, they only know our first names and likewise theirs. For our close friends, we have typically met each other's family, while it is a drag having to keep your clothes on, it's a small sacrifice. LOL

A lot of couples will have business cards made up with only their first names and phone number or email address on it. In the Lifestyle, you'll probably discover that you will be meeting new people all the time and you can't get that woman to let you borrow the pen she has clipped to her nipple. So you just whip out your card (sorry Freudian slip).

Likewise, you will find that you now have two sets of friends, straight and otherwise. So a word to the wise is have two little black books, one for perverts and one for the boring people. Using one of the free email sites like gmail, yahoo, hotmail, etc. setup special email addresses for yourself. This makes it harder to accidentally invite your next door neighbor to your first gangbang.

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