Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Has the Smut Writing Business Jumped the Shark?

Doom and Gloom, Bah Humbug!

As a writer of smut stories, I belong to a number of blogs which focus on authors who spend a lot of time pounding the keyboard along with their pud. Recently there have been several posts about declining sales of dirty books. Below is one of my responses and after finishing it, I thought I should post this on my blog.

Well as I was rearranging the chairs on the Titanic because I knew the bulkheads would hold, I would like to offer a more fair and balanced other side, take that Fox news!

I just got through reading the 2015 predictions by SmashWord's Mark Coker and he has a lot of good things to say.

A Moment of Silence for Leelah Alcorn


As you may or may not know, a 17-year-old transgender, Leelah Alcorn (#LeelahAlcorn), committed suicide by apparently stepping in front of a speeding tractor trailer in Ohio this Sunday, 28-December-2014.

Born Joshua Alcorn, but like many gays was in the wrong body. From the newspaper articles I’ve read and his suicide note (see bottom of this post), I assume that he had deeply religious parents who could not accept the fact that their son was gay.

Her final message, which she scheduled to be posted after her death read, “My death needs to mean something.”

This is really sick people, how can parents, family, and associates turn such a blind eye to the suffering of our gay, lesbian, and transgender kids that they take the ultimate step? While there are no definite statistics regarding suicides by LGBT young adults, it is apparently much higher than the straight world.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Special Offer for My Fans

Driving the Stripper Mobile

As a special offer for my fans and to celebrate the new website, Excitica.com, and my stories on the site, I've decided to offer my latest book, "Driving the Stripper Mobile" for FREE. Not $2.99, not $1.99, not $0.99 but absolutely Free for mature adults only!

If you want to grab a copy of this hot 53,000 word erotic story about the world of swingers and strip clubs, click on this link and purchase the book through SmashWords: Get Driving The Stripper Mobile for Free, Nada, on the downlow for all types of readers, including Kindle, Nook, ePub, PDF, and most other types.

This is not your typical 10,000 word erotic story but five times as long and five times as hot!

Click Here to Download "Driving The Stripper Mobile"

Click to purchase in the format you desire and on the ordering page enter coupon code JZ94F. This code gets you the hot new eStory for free (until Feb 2015). Sorry but I promised my wife I'd try to make money at this.

Once you beat your way through Driving The Stripper Mobile, part 2 is coming up soon and adds a lot of additional perverted scenes including some of my first published Mother-Daughter incest action for your reading pleasure.

As always, this is hot erotica written in the bold style of Larry Archer with no holds barred. Or is that no holes barred?

Excitica - New Erotica Website

Selena Kitt is opening up a new erotica website, Excitica.com, which will specialize in erotica and romance only. This new site goes live in January 2015 and I've specially marked down all my stories on Excitica for the grand opening!

Larry Archer's Page on Excitica

This new site is breaking a lot of taboos and banned topics such as incest and family sex (Daddy-daughter) etc. which are typically not available at other websites.

Click on the above link to check out my specially priced free and 99 cent eStories.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus


For a quick fun read and free to boot, catch the story I wrote for a previous Christmas about a swinger couple and their girlfriends, who have a chance encounter with Santa Claus while getting ready for a Christmas swing party. (8,000 Words - adults only)

Santa drops in by accident at the wrong house and finds three beautiful naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. He finds out that they have been very naughty and they decide to give him a good blow job so he will put their names on the ‘Nice’ list. 

While this is obviously a fantasy, as we all learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age 6, the other aspects of the story were taken from our friends and our lifestyle.

To grab a free copy for Christmas: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/387888

Driving the Stripper Mobile now available

Driving the Stripper Mobile

My latest eStory "Driving the Stripper Mobile" (53,000 Words) is now available on Amazon.com and SmashWords.com.

Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RDOWDWY
SmashWords Link: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/504347

This is the story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. In fact, while he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach.

Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole. The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.