Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Has the Smut Writing Business Jumped the Shark?

Doom and Gloom, Bah Humbug!

As a writer of smut stories, I belong to a number of blogs which focus on authors who spend a lot of time pounding the keyboard along with their pud. Recently there have been several posts about declining sales of dirty books. Below is one of my responses and after finishing it, I thought I should post this on my blog.

Well as I was rearranging the chairs on the Titanic because I knew the bulkheads would hold, I would like to offer a more fair and balanced other side, take that Fox news!

I just got through reading the 2015 predictions by SmashWord's Mark Coker and he has a lot of good things to say.

A Moment of Silence for Leelah Alcorn


As you may or may not know, a 17-year-old transgender, Leelah Alcorn (#LeelahAlcorn), committed suicide by apparently stepping in front of a speeding tractor trailer in Ohio this Sunday, 28-December-2014.

Born Joshua Alcorn, but like many gays was in the wrong body. From the newspaper articles I’ve read and his suicide note (see bottom of this post), I assume that he had deeply religious parents who could not accept the fact that their son was gay.

Her final message, which she scheduled to be posted after her death read, “My death needs to mean something.”

This is really sick people, how can parents, family, and associates turn such a blind eye to the suffering of our gay, lesbian, and transgender kids that they take the ultimate step? While there are no definite statistics regarding suicides by LGBT young adults, it is apparently much higher than the straight world.

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Special Offer for My Fans

Driving the Stripper Mobile

As a special offer for my fans and to celebrate the new website, Excitica.com, and my stories on the site, I've decided to offer my latest book, "Driving the Stripper Mobile" for FREE. Not $2.99, not $1.99, not $0.99 but absolutely Free for mature adults only!

If you want to grab a copy of this hot 53,000 word erotic story about the world of swingers and strip clubs, click on this link and purchase the book through SmashWords: Get Driving The Stripper Mobile for Free, Nada, on the downlow for all types of readers, including Kindle, Nook, ePub, PDF, and most other types.

This is not your typical 10,000 word erotic story but five times as long and five times as hot!

Click Here to Download "Driving The Stripper Mobile"

Click to purchase in the format you desire and on the ordering page enter coupon code JZ94F. This code gets you the hot new eStory for free (until Feb 2015). Sorry but I promised my wife I'd try to make money at this.

Once you beat your way through Driving The Stripper Mobile, part 2 is coming up soon and adds a lot of additional perverted scenes including some of my first published Mother-Daughter incest action for your reading pleasure.

As always, this is hot erotica written in the bold style of Larry Archer with no holds barred. Or is that no holes barred?

Excitica - New Erotica Website

Selena Kitt is opening up a new erotica website, Excitica.com, which will specialize in erotica and romance only. This new site goes live in January 2015 and I've specially marked down all my stories on Excitica for the grand opening!

Larry Archer's Page on Excitica

This new site is breaking a lot of taboos and banned topics such as incest and family sex (Daddy-daughter) etc. which are typically not available at other websites.

Click on the above link to check out my specially priced free and 99 cent eStories.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus


For a quick fun read and free to boot, catch the story I wrote for a previous Christmas about a swinger couple and their girlfriends, who have a chance encounter with Santa Claus while getting ready for a Christmas swing party. (8,000 Words - adults only)

Santa drops in by accident at the wrong house and finds three beautiful naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. He finds out that they have been very naughty and they decide to give him a good blow job so he will put their names on the ‘Nice’ list. 

While this is obviously a fantasy, as we all learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age 6, the other aspects of the story were taken from our friends and our lifestyle.

To grab a free copy for Christmas: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/387888

Driving the Stripper Mobile now available

Driving the Stripper Mobile

My latest eStory "Driving the Stripper Mobile" (53,000 Words) is now available on Amazon.com and SmashWords.com.

Amazon Link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RDOWDWY
SmashWords Link: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/504347

This is the story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. In fact, while he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach.

Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole. The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Stripper Meets Girlfriend

Today I was reading a blog posting from one of my favorite girls, RougedMount, where she was talking about running into a lover, who was with his wife and she was with her hubby. It made me think of years ago, I had a similar circumstance.

At the time, I was dating this girl and one Saturday afternoon with nothing to do, I stopped into a private club that had just opened. I had been in there several times at night but didn't know anybody until that fateful Saturday.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Should I Tell My Neighbors and Straight Friends That I'm a Swinger?

In a word, "NO" and not No but "Hell No!"

For newbie swingers, the fact you go to parties with your spouse and have sex with other people is a real mind altering experience. Being open sexually and around other people, who feel the same, will quickly seduce you into thinking that everyone feels the same way. NOT!

Funny that America was founded on the ideas of personal and religious freedom, yet we are some of the most up tight people around. A fair percentage of American's were raised in households with strict religious guidelines, especially older people, and these people are often our bosses or neighbors.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Swing Tips #6 - Advertising for Swingers

"Give us your number, so we can call you?" The couple you've just met have asked you and this is your deer in the headlights moment. What to do after you pull her tongue out of your husband's ear?

Okay, you've went to your first orgy, pulled a train, or just met some new and interesting friends and had open and fun talk about being a new swinger. You've then gone home and fucked each other's brains out and are still not satisfied. Why does having sex or fooling around with someone else's husband/wife (or combination thereof) make sex with your partner so exciting? No one knows but everyone seems to agree that banging someone else's partner makes banging your other half as much fun as it used to be.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

It's Boobday


Since everyone is getting into Boobday posts, I thought I'd add one of my own. Well they are not my boobs but a set of jugs that I love.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

I Love The Hunt

One of the nice things about swinging, is hooking up with a new girl/couple and going to bed with a new person for the first time. As far as couples go, we are low key and never pressure anyone. At least that's the way I'd like to think we are.

A friend of ours is gay and he always says that he has "Gaydar" and can identify any gay people in the room, just by looking around. Well I don't think we have "Swingdar" but it seems that we are really lucky at meeting new couples and getting together with them.

Why Do I Write Smut?

One of the many blogs I subscribe to is ERWA for writers of smut and we've been discussing why we write porn. To me it's a fascinating subject, both porn and writing!

Some people write to "spec" or in other words, be given a topic and produce a story about the topic. This is also similar to writing to a "market" or picking out a target audience and writing to that audience.

Others like me, write what personally turns you on and you hope that others enjoy the same smut as you do. From a practical sense, if you write a story that you can beat off to then it saves you money from having to buy a copy of Penthouse or Hustler and read Letters to the Editor (I only read the articles and never look at the pictures!). LOL

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Girls Only: College Days by Selena Kitt

Review: Girls Only: College Days (Selena Kitt)
9/13/14

I just finished reading “Girls Only: College Days” by Selena Kitt and that reminded me why she is one of my favorite smut writers. Selena is one of the few writers (men or women) who write actual porn in my opinion. You only have to get past the copyright notice before someone is getting laid. None of those vague descriptions either, Selena dives right in and is equally happy eating pussy or riding a big cock. Her descriptions put you right into the action and if you’re not careful, you’ll probably get your tongue wet.

College Days is about two college girls who show up at a Frat party after one of the girls catches her boyfriend’s video of a young girl taking care of him. Suitably pissed, they walk into the Frat house and are mistaken for two girls who were hired to put on a show for the boys.

Dressing up in the Laura Croft outfits left for the girls, they decide to make the boyfriend jealous by putting on a girl-on-girl show for the frat boys. Their outfits include video cameras to record everything they see and touch. The kicker is that the video is being viewed at the frat house where her cheating boyfriend is, with all his buddies.

Needless to say that he comes unglued as he and his friends watch his girlfriend and her girlfriend on TV putting on a show. This is all girl-on-girl with plenty of juicy scenes as the two girls take care of each other, time after time.

It’s really good and I must say it took extra Lysol to get my keyboard cleaned off!

by Larry Archer (LarryArcher.com)
9/13/14

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

My Smashwords Interview Is Now Published

I publish most of my stories through SmashWords.com and they have just published my interview. You can read the interview by clicking here.

You'll probably note that the interview is pretty generic and vanilla as I write graphic hard-core smut and didn't want to push the envelope too much. If anyone has an questions, I'll be glad to expound on my blog which is marked as adult and NSFW.

Basically I've been writing smut for about two years and really enjoy it. My work typically involves continuous sexual escapades and you don't have to read for 15 minutes before someone gets laid. In real life, my wife and I are swingers and as such we witness or become involved in a lot of sexual situations that the average person never sees.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Fantasy Swingers - Now Available


“Fantasy Swingers” (12,000 Words) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker’s cock. Later shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging. This is Part 1 of a multi-part series of how Cynthia and Francis are introduced into swinging by veteran swingers, Foxy and Larry.

This is a free eStory from my SmashWords account and so if you're interested in trying out my style of writing, download a copy for your reader or PC. If you like hard core graphic depiction of sexual scenes, well written in English, give this one a try. It will introduce you to Foxy and Larry, a swinging couple who are in a lot of my stories.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

Is a Hotwife in your future?

Being in the Lifestyle, we see a broad range of sexual appetites and perversions, from mild to wild. It's always fun to talk to other couples at House Parties and discuss what they are into. Swingers in general are typically pretty open with others in the Lifestyle and often talk revolves around what type of sex they are into.

I've been blogging about swinging for the last couple of years and have recently switched over to blogger.com after Wordpress decided that I was too big of a pervert for them. One of my favorite blogs on Wordpress is LoveSmallPenis.wordpress.com.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Cuckolding: A Hotwife Is Born


"Cuckolding: A Hotwife Is Born" (50,000 Words) is available now from SmashWords.com by clicking this link. It's also available from Amazon by clicking here.

My latest cuckolding (hotwife) story was published today at SmashWords.com and Amazon Kindle. It's a good story in my opinion with a lot of "fucking and sucking" as swingers say. At almost 50,000 words it is nice size for a smut book and has a good story line about hotwives whose little dicked husbands can't satisfy them the way they want. So they turn to Bulls or outside help to quench their thirst.

Read a sample of the book by clicking here.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar

Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar
Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar (24,500 Words) has taken off with a bang. After only being out for several weeks, if you search for “Cuckolding” at SmashWords, it has ranked number 2 for the last couple of weeks.

The story involves a married couple, whose husband is slowly coming to grips with being a cuckold and having a slut for a hotwife. Then one night, they stop in a neighborhood tavern for a drink and his wife spots a group of young virile college boys.

Walking over and flirting, the boys quickly take advantage of their good luck and proceed to take turns with the wife, while her husband watches in shock. His shock quickly turns to excitement as he realizes how turned on he is from watching his wife get taken in every orifice.

Read a sample of the story by clicking here.