Larry Archer's World: Swing Tips #4 How To Throw A House Party

If you've become involved in the Lifestyle (swinging, group sex, orgies, etc.), you may decide to try having a House Party of your own. I'd like to share with you some tips that we've learned which may help you become the king (queen) of house parties. The biggest downside to having your own party is that often you don't get to party as you are too busy making sure every one else is having a good time.

Invite the right people. The “right people” are those who get along with each other and mix well. Typically it will be people in the same socioeconomic class as you. If someone always gets drunk and causes a scene or has a knock down drag out with their other half, scratch them off the list. The people you invite simply should get along with each other and be pleasant to be around.
Make a list and discuss each couple between yourselves to be sure you both agree. Keep your list discreetly available during the party to keep track of who shows up and if you had any issues with them. This suggestion also works well at “straight parties” to avoid issues. You want your party to be something that everyone talks about and has a great time.
Try to invite new or interesting people that you know who may liven up the party. If you meet a couple from another town and feel they would fit in then invite them. Likewise, if you frequent strip clubs as we do (gentlemen's clubs) and get to know some of the dancers, invite them. Most love to put on a show and it's usually better than the ones at the club. How many times have you seen a girl blow out a match?
Never have a small party with an odd number of couples unless you are all comfortable with each other. A party with 3 couples may mean that you may end up having to have sex with your partner, perish the thought. LOL Seriously if you are new to the Lifestyle, then at least make it 4 couples. With big parties, it doesn't make any difference if you have 50 or 51 couples attend. We have New Year's Pajama Parties where the average attendance is 50 – 60 couples.
Don't allow a guest to bring another couple(s) without your approval. We relaxed this rule one time and lived to regret it. The guy basically sat in the living room and drank all night. Then we were trying to get him to the bathroom and he tried to start a fight with us. Luckily I was able to borrow a large Tupperware bowl from a couple that were leaving for him to throw up in and a couple of our friends are cops and helped defuse the situation. Gross!
Remove anything breakable and put drink coasters if you have any furniture that can get a water mark. Not that our parties are rowdy but you don't want to have your glass Snoopy figurines accidentally broken.
Try to make people circulate. We often remove most of our furniture and put it into the garage. When people sit down, they tend to stay and our goal is to make people mix and mingle.
Watch out for wallflowers and if you see a couple sitting by themselves, go over and introduce them to other couples you think they may be compatible with.
We almost continually cruise the house looking for things that need to be cleaned up such as dirty linens, abandoned drinks, etc.
Remember the rule on bedroom doors, if the door is open then others are allowed to join in and if the door is closed then they want to be private. If the door is open, don't assume that you can just run in and stick your dick in somebody's mouth. Tread lightly until you understand what they are telling you. Sometimes a couple will want another couple to join them and slowly get together.
Make sure that every bathroom has a stack of bath and hand towels for guests to use. We buy white inexpensive hand towels from the warehouse store and stack them by the beds also. Sam's sells a pack of 10 or so towels intended for the kitchen and they work great. Then afterwards just bleach them and wash in hot water for your next soiree. We call them “fuck towels”.
Likewise be sure you have a couple of sets of linens for each bed and change them throughout the night. Maybe your wife doesn't mind the wet spot but others might. This is part of the things you check while cruising the rooms.
If it's a big party and you have the room consider inexpensive blow up mattresses to use.
Keep the front door locked and only have you or your spouse open the door to avoid the embarrassement of having your next door neighbor come over to borrow sugar. We once had a couple from down the street show up about 1 AM on New Year's Eve and virtually everyone was in some stage of being buck naked!
It should go without saying that you should keep a good supply of condoms on hand for your guests.