Welcome to Larry Archer's World

My name is Larry Archer, a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories, perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex.

My Smut is great when the only strange you're getting is your left hand. Or it's been so long since you've had sex that you can't remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don't enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I'm not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard.

We are swingers and often live the stories I write about and so in many cases, I have been there and done that. If you are thinking about the Lifestyle, I have a number of helpful posts on my website.

My stories are typically well written stroke material but I would like to think that there is a decent plot to the stories and are written (IMHO) in correct English with minimal spelling and/or grammatical errors. If you have a hand free, try one out. Samples of the stories are available by clicking here.

As one of my fans commented on my story, "The Runaway":

"I read your book from my kindle on my iPod when I’m out. Last night my Son had an event to attend, and all I can say is it was such a Rush to sit in a High School auditorium surrounded by others while reading this story, and my loins were on FIRE! So I raise my glass of Irish Cream to the Man who knows how to write Smut!

XoXo"

Link to my Blog

I recommend that you visit my other blog at: LarryArcher.blog for the latest and greatest smut from the dirty mind of Larry Archer.

What I've found is that it's hard to keep up both my Wordpress and Blogger blogs, so I've focused on the Wordpress one.

Click on this link to visit me: LarryArcher.blog

Wife Swap, on sale for 99 cents!

Wife Swap, the original story which started the saga (LOL) is on sale this weekend (now till 12/14/15) for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Wife Swap 2 (~50,000 words) will be out shortly and you need to read the start of the series so that you’re not confused by the second book in the series (hint, hint, hint). You may need a play book to figure out who’s fucking who!

Wife Swap ( 26,300 words) In a plot similar to their 1969 movie namesake, two couples Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice decide to open up their marriage and share some of their most intimate fantasies. Follow along as the two wives decide to swap husbands for an innocent date but things rapidly spiral out of control, when they realize that Carol has a multiple personality Sybil, who is up for anything and anyone.

"Nasty Business" by Lisabet Sarai

Nasty Business by Lisabet Sarai, one of my favorite writers of erotica is now on sale at a number of publishers. See the links at the bottom for your favorite publisher.

I've been reading the rushes and this 78,000 word novel by my favorite dirty girl is well worth your attention. If you like well written erotica by a girl who obviously must type one-handed, put this one on your list.

If you know Lisabet, you know that someone is going to get a taste of the flogger as BDSM is always a theme that runs through her stories. Nasty Business hits all the kinks and includes some good girl-on-girl action, written as only a lezzie girl can write it.

If you watch word count, you know that 78,000 words is full novel length and a lot of smut for your money.

Wifey Wants To Be A Phone Sex Operator

What's up with the fact my wife wants to be a phone sex operator? Of course if you've ever had phone sex with her, you'd agree that she could make a million. My wife has an agile yet dirty mind and would love to get people off over the phone.

The only problem is that a job doesn't seem to fit into her lifestyle. She asked me if I would care if she did phone sex, and I said have at it kid but how do you think that's going to work?

American Sniper

Yesterday I joined the hordes and watched American Sniper. I had already read the book and so knew the plot line to start. I felt that the book dragged a lot as it spent an inordinate amount of time with Chris Kyle's life in East Texas as he grew up. The movie cut out most of that and moved very well into his SEAL and BUDS training then off to the middle east for four tours.

Don't get me wrong, I was born and raised not far from Chris and my family instilled a lot of the same values in me that Chris learned at an early age. As a kid, even before I started school, I would disappear in the woods with a 22 for most of the day. Typical in East Texas, we were a flag waving group fighting for mom and apple pie.

As a young man, I became disillusioned with America's almost pig headed desire to right everyone's wrong and make them march to our song. We should have learned in Vietnam but now after over 10 years in the middle east, things are just as fucked up as when we started.

It makes a good argument for the notion that we are now in more danger from terrorists than before. But now our politicians don't have the nerve to stand up and say, we made a mistake and need to get out of this mess. If the Russians could not win then how did we ever expect to win.

The movie is full of guys who are missing parts of their bodies due to explosions and gun fire. From the news reports, it doesn't appear that we are making an attempt to deal with our veterans. Once we've used them up, they are cast aside.

After watching American Sniper, I couldn't really say that the movie was pro-war or anti-war but it was stirring to say the least. If you like war stories, then I'd highly recommend that you see this movie.

What Constitutes Smut?

As a author of erotically explicit stories or smut as I like to call them, I'm a member of a number of blogs aimed towards authors who write smut stories.

I just did a review on Lisabet Sarai's new eStory D&S Duo and I mentioned that Lisabet was one of the few authors, in my opinion, who actually write smut. That got me to thinking and I decided to expound on that subject.

I write graphic and explicit sex stories that are normally dripping with unmentionable stuff that is a byproduct of sex. While you may not get off on the first page, hopefully you will have pulled your zipper down and are groping around and trying to get your stiffening joint out without scratching it on your zipper.

D&S Duos: Book 1 by Lisabet Sarai

Lisabet's latest book "D&S Duos" is a hot BDSM eBook that should light your fire if you are into M/s.

Not for the faint of heart, D&S Duos is a combination of two kinky BDSM short stories that she has published together to get your blood pumping.

The first story "Body Electric" we find a college professor who is attracted to the new professor of engineering. He can see through her defenses and realizes that she's to be his next slave, even when she initially doesn't realize it.

He starts her out with some electric play and then goes on from there to win her heart, body, and total submission.

The second story Limits explores a Master/slave couple who continually expand their relationship by trying more and more erotic pleasures as she submits to him totally.

Is Swinging Cheating?

A question I get often is something to the effect of, "How can you cheat on your wife? I could never cheat!" Well you may find this hard to believe but we don't cheat and we don't consider swinging as cheating.

In one way swinging helps prevent cheating as sex with another is not in the backseat of a car or a Motel 6 but in a comfortable bed and sometimes (often?) with the help of our partners. I never have to come up with an excuse of where I was on Friday afternoon.

If you have stepped out on your other half, don't you wish you could tell someone about it especially if it was mind blowing? Well I get to tell my wife and other friends we party with and it's a lot easier than trying to remember what I told her I was doing when I was doing something I shouldn't have been doing! (Lots of "doing" in that sentence. LOL)

Why Do Swinger's Parties Start So Late?

As a poor ol' country boy from East Texas, I've always wondered why house parties have to start so late? With New Year's Eve I can kind of see it but for someone who grew up milking cows at dawn and feeding the chickens, this is ridiculous.

In order to protect the guilty, I could not post any of the pictures I shot last night so just slapped on the cover from one of my swinger stories. It was pretty representative of the outfits everyone was wearing last night. At least initially! LOL

Has the Smut Writing Business Jumped the Shark?

Doom and Gloom, Bah Humbug!

As a writer of smut stories, I belong to a number of blogs which focus on authors who spend a lot of time pounding the keyboard along with their pud. Recently there have been several posts about declining sales of dirty books. Below is one of my responses and after finishing it, I thought I should post this on my blog.

Well as I was rearranging the chairs on the Titanic because I knew the bulkheads would hold, I would like to offer a more fair and balanced other side, take that Fox news!

I just got through reading the 2015 predictions by SmashWord's Mark Coker and he has a lot of good things to say.

A Moment of Silence for Leelah Alcorn

As you may or may not know, a 17-year-old transgender, Leelah Alcorn (#LeelahAlcorn), committed suicide by apparently stepping in front of a speeding tractor trailer in Ohio this Sunday, 28-December-2014.

Born Joshua Alcorn, but like many gays was in the wrong body. From the newspaper articles I’ve read and his suicide note (see bottom of this post), I assume that he had deeply religious parents who could not accept the fact that their son was gay.

Her final message, which she scheduled to be posted after her death read, “My death needs to mean something.”

This is really sick people, how can parents, family, and associates turn such a blind eye to the suffering of our gay, lesbian, and transgender kids that they take the ultimate step? While there are no definite statistics regarding suicides by LGBT young adults, it is apparently much higher than the straight world.

Special Offer for My Fans

Driving the Stripper Mobile

As a special offer for my fans and to celebrate the new website, Excitica.com, and my stories on the site, I've decided to offer my latest book, "Driving the Stripper Mobile" for FREE. Not $2.99, not $1.99, not $0.99 but absolutely Free for mature adults only!

If you want to grab a copy of this hot 53,000 word erotic story about the world of swingers and strip clubs, click on this link and purchase the book through SmashWords: Get Driving The Stripper Mobile for Free, Nada, on the downlow for all types of readers, including Kindle, Nook, ePub, PDF, and most other types.

This is not your typical 10,000 word erotic story but five times as long and five times as hot!

Click Here to Download "Driving The Stripper Mobile"

Click to purchase in the format you desire and on the ordering page enter coupon code JZ94F. This code gets you the hot new eStory for free (until Feb 2015). Sorry but I promised my wife I'd try to make money at this.

Once you beat your way through Driving The Stripper Mobile, part 2 is coming up soon and adds a lot of additional perverted scenes including some of my first published Mother-Daughter incest action for your reading pleasure.

As always, this is hot erotica written in the bold style of Larry Archer with no holds barred. Or is that no holes barred?

Excitica - New Erotica Website

Selena Kitt is opening up a new erotica website, Excitica.com, which will specialize in erotica and romance only. This new site goes live in January 2015 and I've specially marked down all my stories on Excitica for the grand opening!

Larry Archer's Page on Excitica

This new site is breaking a lot of taboos and banned topics such as incest and family sex (Daddy-daughter) etc. which are typically not available at other websites.

Click on the above link to check out my specially priced free and 99 cent eStories.

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus

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Driving the Stripper Mobile now available

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Stripper Meets Girlfriend

Today I was reading a blog posting from one of my favorite girls, RougedMount, where she was talking about running into a lover, who was with his wife and she was with her hubby. It made me think of years ago, I had a similar circumstance.

At the time, I was dating this girl and one Saturday afternoon with nothing to do, I stopped into a private club that had just opened. I had been in there several times at night but didn't know anybody until that fateful Saturday.

Should I Tell My Neighbors and Straight Friends That I'm a Swinger?

In a word, "NO" and not No but "Hell No!"

For newbie swingers, the fact you go to parties with your spouse and have sex with other people is a real mind altering experience. Being open sexually and around other people, who feel the same, will quickly seduce you into thinking that everyone feels the same way. NOT!

Funny that America was founded on the ideas of personal and religious freedom, yet we are some of the most up tight people around. A fair percentage of American's were raised in households with strict religious guidelines, especially older people, and these people are often our bosses or neighbors.

Swing Tips #6 - Advertising for Swingers

"Give us your number, so we can call you?" The couple you've just met have asked you and this is your deer in the headlights moment. What to do after you pull her tongue out of your husband's ear?

Okay, you've went to your first orgy, pulled a train, or just met some new and interesting friends and had open and fun talk about being a new swinger. You've then gone home and fucked each other's brains out and are still not satisfied. Why does having sex or fooling around with someone else's husband/wife (or combination thereof) make sex with your partner so exciting? No one knows but everyone seems to agree that banging someone else's partner makes banging your other half as much fun as it used to be.

It's Boobday

Since everyone is getting into Boobday posts, I thought I'd add one of my own. Well they are not my boobs but a set of jugs that I love.