Welcome to Larry Archer's World

My name is Larry Archer, a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories, perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex.

My Smut is great when the only strange you're getting is your left hand. Or it's been so long since you've had sex that you can't remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don't enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I'm not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard.

We are swingers and often live the stories I write about and so in many cases, I have been there and done that. If you are thinking about the Lifestyle, I have a number of helpful posts on my website.

My stories are typically well written stroke material but I would like to think that there is a decent plot to the stories and are written (IMHO) in correct English with minimal spelling and/or grammatical errors. If you have a hand free, try one out. Samples of the stories are available by clicking here.

As one of my fans commented on my story, "The Runaway":

"I read your book from my kindle on my iPod when I’m out. Last night my Son had an event to attend, and all I can say is it was such a Rush to sit in a High School auditorium surrounded by others while reading this story, and my loins were on FIRE! So I raise my glass of Irish Cream to the Man who knows how to write Smut!

XoXo"

Link to my Blog

I recommend that you visit my other blog at: LarryArcher.blog for the latest and greatest smut from the dirty mind of Larry Archer.

What I've found is that it's hard to keep up both my Wordpress and Blogger blogs, so I've focused on the Wordpress one.

Click on this link to visit me: LarryArcher.blog

Wife Swap, on sale for 99 cents!

Wife Swap, the original story which started the saga (LOL) is on sale this weekend (now till 12/14/15) for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Wife Swap 2 (~50,000 words) will be out shortly and you need to read the start of the series so that you’re not confused by the second book in the series (hint, hint, hint). You may need a play book to figure out who’s fucking who!

Wife Swap ( 26,300 words) In a plot similar to their 1969 movie namesake, two couples Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice decide to open up their marriage and share some of their most intimate fantasies. Follow along as the two wives decide to swap husbands for an innocent date but things rapidly spiral out of control, when they realize that Carol has a multiple personality Sybil, who is up for anything and anyone.

"Nasty Business" by Lisabet Sarai

Nasty Business by Lisabet Sarai, one of my favorite writers of erotica is now on sale at a number of publishers. See the links at the bottom for your favorite publisher.

I've been reading the rushes and this 78,000 word novel by my favorite dirty girl is well worth your attention. If you like well written erotica by a girl who obviously must type one-handed, put this one on your list.

If you know Lisabet, you know that someone is going to get a taste of the flogger as BDSM is always a theme that runs through her stories. Nasty Business hits all the kinks and includes some good girl-on-girl action, written as only a lezzie girl can write it.

If you watch word count, you know that 78,000 words is full novel length and a lot of smut for your money.

Wifey Wants To Be A Phone Sex Operator

What's up with the fact my wife wants to be a phone sex operator? Of course if you've ever had phone sex with her, you'd agree that she could make a million. My wife has an agile yet dirty mind and would love to get people off over the phone.

The only problem is that a job doesn't seem to fit into her lifestyle. She asked me if I would care if she did phone sex, and I said have at it kid but how do you think that's going to work?

American Sniper

Yesterday I joined the hordes and watched American Sniper. I had already read the book and so knew the plot line to start. I felt that the book dragged a lot as it spent an inordinate amount of time with Chris Kyle's life in East Texas as he grew up. The movie cut out most of that and moved very well into his SEAL and BUDS training then off to the middle east for four tours.

Don't get me wrong, I was born and raised not far from Chris and my family instilled a lot of the same values in me that Chris learned at an early age. As a kid, even before I started school, I would disappear in the woods with a 22 for most of the day. Typical in East Texas, we were a flag waving group fighting for mom and apple pie.

As a young man, I became disillusioned with America's almost pig headed desire to right everyone's wrong and make them march to our song. We should have learned in Vietnam but now after over 10 years in the middle east, things are just as fucked up as when we started.

It makes a good argument for the notion that we are now in more danger from terrorists than before. But now our politicians don't have the nerve to stand up and say, we made a mistake and need to get out of this mess. If the Russians could not win then how did we ever expect to win.

The movie is full of guys who are missing parts of their bodies due to explosions and gun fire. From the news reports, it doesn't appear that we are making an attempt to deal with our veterans. Once we've used them up, they are cast aside.

After watching American Sniper, I couldn't really say that the movie was pro-war or anti-war but it was stirring to say the least. If you like war stories, then I'd highly recommend that you see this movie.

What Constitutes Smut?

As a author of erotically explicit stories or smut as I like to call them, I'm a member of a number of blogs aimed towards authors who write smut stories.

I just did a review on Lisabet Sarai's new eStory D&S Duo and I mentioned that Lisabet was one of the few authors, in my opinion, who actually write smut. That got me to thinking and I decided to expound on that subject.

I write graphic and explicit sex stories that are normally dripping with unmentionable stuff that is a byproduct of sex. While you may not get off on the first page, hopefully you will have pulled your zipper down and are groping around and trying to get your stiffening joint out without scratching it on your zipper.